Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool?

I believe (depressing as the thought may be) that I have come across a footwear option so heinously ugly that it may give Uggs a run for their money. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the winter FitFlop...an unholy union of sheepskin slipper and wobbleboard sole. The good news is that only a limited number of these will be hitting the streets due to a "shearling shortage"...