"She lives on jes' cokeynuts, and fish from the sea" - Bob Merrill

This is one of those items that I love the concept of...but can't help feeling is a little over-priced. Would I like to wield a bright orange, raffia covered, Hula dancer worthy, bag this summer? Yes, yes, I would. Does it remind me of playing my mother's old records as a child and singing along to "She Wears Red Feathers (And a Hula-Hula Skirt)" aka "the bizarre tale of an English banker's love for a hula-hula girl"? Yes, yes, it does. Do I want to hand over $295 (plus tax) for the privilege? Well, no.