"Of all the lessons in life that I've learned the hard way, the ones involving frontal nudity and hot bacon grease seem to be the most enduring..." - unknown

Not much to add really...except that this beef jerky 2.55 is not a follow up to last year's yeti boots (though it would be rather fitting) and is, instead, the work of design student Nancy Wu. If you nab one it's probably best to accessorize with the aforementioned yeti ensemble...and a dab of Chanel Number (K)9 behind each ear...