So wrong it's...wrong

Okay...seriously...would you buy shoes from this man? I realize that this picture was taken at the Neiman Marcus 100th anniversary celebration at the Texas State Fair but did Manolo Blahnik think it was fancy dress? And why does he look like an escapee from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum? Or one of those cut-outs that greet you at cheap restaurants? It's like a trainwreck...I want to look away, but I can't.