Let's get ready to rumble...

Okay Mother Nature, you asked for it...I'm pulling out the big guns now...

You managed to sneak your frosty fingers into my gloves but try pulling that little trick with a two foot long faux fur muff...you'll be like a mouse caught in a maze (albeit a cozy one with no dead ends and tassels at each end)...

B'wah...ha ha...ha ha...