"You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs" - Dutch Proverb

Which came first...the chicken or the egg...the acorn or the mighty oak...the shower curtain or the dress? From my perspective, it was the shower curtain, as it was the first to catch my eye...the Hebden household, quite frankly, needing something a little more interesting in the shower curtain realm than we currently possess.

Of course, the subsequent question is...who else now has an overwhelming urge to blend with...or at least complement to an alarming degree...their soft furnishings?