"Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life." - Bertolt Brecht

A British survey has left me feeling strangely...inadequate...and it's not even discussing careers, or sex, or any of the myriad of other things that are generally designed to make us feel sub-par. Nope, this time the reason is (excuse me if I fake laugh here) my lack of consumerism. For if I was a true Brit I would, apparently, be aiming to try on 21,000 items of clothing during my lifetime yet only (and this is the best part) purchasing half of them. Half? 10,500 clothing-related things? I can barely close my closet doors now...where are my British brethren putting this stuff?