"If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that." - Jack Handy

When you have one foot, and the better part of a leg, entombed in a walking cast you should not waste time window shopping at footwear...especially when the footwear in question features 4 inch heels that you know perfectly well you couldn't walk in with two good feet and a sherpa holding onto each arm...

I'm not even going to go into the whole Tyrolean secretary vibe emanating from every suede and tasseled pore...