"Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo." - Bill Maher

You probably have to be slightly more houseproud...or addicted to Swiffer...than I am to be able to view Tom Scott's hairy slippers as anything other than a step-child of Elmo who is destined to be covered in dust bunnies within about 10 seconds of wearing. Having said that, aren't they cute?