"When I mount the scaffold at last these will be my farewell words to the sheriff: Say what you will against me when I am gone, but don't forget to add, in common justice, that I was never converted to anything" - Henry Louis Mencken

I'm always rather dubious of things that do double-duty...you always hope that they'll be a wonder product but, in reality, there's a tendency towards mediocrity when you try to use them for either task. All of which makes me slightly dubious about this tweed pencil-cum-mini-skirt...no matter how tantalizingly librarians-go-wild it may be.