"Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue" - unknown

Who knew that the old gents who go out to feed the squirrels and pigeons dressed in a Hawaiian shirt (with matching knee-length shorts)...ankle socks...and loafers...were trend setters? Or, that for a mere $750 the man in your life could follow suit with a pair of sandal sneakers from Dior Homme...

Coming soon...the designer bag of slightly moldy bread...and a phrase book of "Conversational guidelines for the woodland creature you regularly dine with."