"No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official. There is only one thing that can get him sacked; and that is drink. Not even that, as long as he doesn't actually fall down." - George Bernard Shaw

If you are reading this there is a fairly good chance that you are a Pixelworker..."web workers - designers, developers, copywriters, user experience architects, and bloggers - dedicated to building a better Internet"...in which case, you really ought to consider showing your allegiance and joining the union...United Pixelworkers...if only to get one of their "on sale for 18 days, 4 hours, 8 minutes and 51 seconds and then they're gone" featured tees...