"Optimism: The doctrine that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong...It is hereditary, but fortunately not contagious." - Ambrose Bierce

I'm on the fence. I can't decide if Nike's Terminator Hi (with cutout Swoosh) are a) the ugliest sneakers I've ever seen...or...b) a cool, comfortable, summer footwear option.

Thoughts? Opinions? Derisive comments about the state of my sanity?