To date, my "Royal Wedding Fever" has consisted of a slight sense of depression concerning the new lows reached by souvenir sellers (Crown Jewels prophylactics, I'm looking at you)...and a sense of impending doom and "Is that one of the four horsemen I see over there?" unease over the news that Kate Middleton's penchant for knee-high boots has unleashed a shopping fever on the UK which has seen their sale rise 663% in the last month...
Finally, something non-ghastly has raised its head above the parapet... Infinitely more enjoyable than a made-for-tv-movie, this could be the best two minutes and thirteen seconds of royal wedding coverage you will see...
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