"When I feel alone...I reach for you and you bring me home" - Belinda Carlisle

Heaven...in the words of the immortal Belinda Carlisle...is a place on earth. I'll go one further and take a stab at its exact location...the contents of a banana pudding milkshake from Chick-fil-A. While you consume the first three-quarters of a small shake (a large in any other country)...you find bliss in it's fruity/milky goodness...and revel in the excitement when you encounter a chunk of pulverized vanilla wafer.

I'll gloss over the final 25%...when you find yourself in an over-sugared, fast-melting, purgatory of self-recrimination...