"When the itch is inside the boot, scratching outside provides little consolation" - Chinese proverb

Chalk these up as another entry to be placed in the "My God, if only I could walk/stand/move in heels" file. Balenciaga...on sale...in the sort of brown that always makes me think of Chloé handbags during the Phoebe Philo years...atop 4.1 inches of terror (and wobble) inducing spike...