"Euclid alone...Has looked on Beauty bare, Fortunate they...Who, though once only and then but far away,...Have heard her massive sandal set on stone" - Edna St. Vincent Millay

[Internal monologue] "Ooh...leather...leopard...studs...entirely summer friendly..."

[Voice of realism] "You have a couple of pairs of perfectly delightful sandals that you rarely wear...you idiot"

Hmmm...guess I'll just ponder their beauty from afar then...

K Jacques calf hair and leather gladiator sandals