"I had no idea of the enormous and unquestionably helpful part that humbug plays in the social life of great peoples dwelling in a state of democratic freedom." - Winston Churchill

The following hit my mailbox earlier today...

The (decidedly unsubtle) inference being..."you'd better spend your Christmas day shopping online if you want to snag those bargains". Shopping on baby J's birthday...is nothing sacred?

Answers on a candy cane shaped postcard, please.