I'm beginning to think that maybe I've watched one too many old movies. How else to explain the fact that I took one look at this dress and thought "hey, it's a feminine take on the clichéd red sash so beloved by the 'foreign diplomat' character"...kind of like the one worn by Mayor Cheese in Pufnstuf?
Yep, I need to get out more...
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There's something about the image on this t-shirt by San Francisco based illustrator, Hannah Stouffer, for Blood Is The New Black that makes me think 'summer'. Okay, maybe my initial thoughts were more of the '1970's safari' variety but what says summer more than that?
| Hot on the heels (or would that be beak?) of the pigeon ring necklace comes...the perspex pigeon light. I was originally thinking that this would make a great gift as a night light for a child's bedroom but, after some thought, I realized that it could cause more nightmares than it would stop... "Mommy, there's a glowing pink pigeon in the corner of my room...I'm scared". |  |
Today's musing on the question of "what is sexy?" was prompted by the cover of the May issue of Paris Vogue. In fact, so overwhelming was the impact of Julianne Moore's crotch that it completely made me forget my usual complaint regarding fashion magazines putting actresses on their covers instead of models.
This isn't an age issue...at 48 Moore looks better than many women half her age...and, anyway, I truly believe that allure is not related to age...but I find this pose very off-putting. But maybe it's just me, what do you think? Do you look at this and see "strong and sexy"...or "high-fashion men's magazine"?
According to conventional wisdom the one thing that you should not attempt...beauty-wise...is to cut your own hair. It's up there on the chart, next to the dark area of the map that say "Beware of ye hippogriffs".
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| Sometimes the bizarre hides behind the most traditional exteriors...take this brooch, for example...at first glance it's pretty, in an 'I found this in grandma's jewelry box' kind of way. Until you realize that the waterfall and greenery are painted on the back of the glass...and the blue sky is actually the wing from a blue morpho butterfly. Made by Thomas Mott, whose exhibit at the British Empire Exhibition of 1924 was credited with making butterfly jewelry all the rage for a while, it's a unique marriage of man and nature. As they say, looks can definitely be deceiving. |  |
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I can't think what people must have done to the former first lady during picnics to elicit such a response...perhaps they hogged the blanket and made her sit on the wet grass...
With the weather getting warmer I do find myself irresistibly drawn towards the idea of picnics...huge, lavish, 1930's-style, 'bring everything including, the kitchen sink' type picnics...horribly impractical I know, but does everything have to be disposable and plastic? A wicker picnic basket is so much more fun to tote everything around in...especially if you got some of these turtle-embossed, stainless steel dishes to put in it. Lavish...
Though we have twelve, large-ish, windows in our home I often feel like one of the mole people. And why? Well, we either have very close neighbors...or buildings...overlooking us...and, unless the blinds are down, I feel like a goldfish in a bowl. Which is why I'm intrigued by British designer Emma Jeffs' adhesive window film (in six designs which mimic the look of etched glass).
A roll of film...some water...a window...and, bingo, privacy and light...summer is looking a lot brighter already.
| It could be due to the fact that I grew up in an area where it seemed to rain constantly...regardless of season...but I've always found there to be something remarkably soothing about sitting inside, watching the rain hit the window...the feeling of being cosseted, comforted, and secure. Which may explain why I find myself attracted to the Brelli...made from bamboo, with a biodegradable clear canopy, it combines the functionality of the umbrella with the look of a Chinese paper parasol. Add to that that at any moment one can look up and view the rain splashing down on the canopy and you have more rain-day fun than Gene Kelly could ever have thought of... |  |
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| Apologies...I said that I was going to focus on certain areas of my closet and that one thing I did not need were shoes but (as is my way) I then came across these suede gladiator sandals from Paul & Joe. I'm trying (and failing) to imagine an outfit which wouldn't look good paired with these...classic, yet funky...and overwhelmingly expensive...ah well, sometimes the only way to stick to those good intentions is the inability to afford the things you're lusting after... |  |
As Wednesday is the day that Net-a-Porter puts its newest wares up for inspection I toddled over to take a peek...and was overwhelmed by some of the prices...$7,245 for a trench...$6,460 for an (admittedly beautiful) Alexander McQueen dress...a slew of (not quite as nice) dresses in the $2-6,000 range. You have to wonder, in the midst of a downturn/recession/call-it-what-you-will who is buying all this stuff?
Now, I know that some people are so "well-cushioned" that they are still relatively well off regardless of what is happening to the economy but...do they ALL shop at NAP? And if so, are they constantly running into other women wearing the same outfit? And how galling must that be? $3,395 spent on a Burberry Prorsum regimental trench coat only to discover, during the first rainy day, that everyone and their mother has the same one...it's enough to make you spit...ever so discreetly...into a gold-plated spitoon.
Having recently spent more than anticipated on a new mattress I'm (not unnaturally) fixating on different adornments for it. Not that I can actually afford new bed linens at this point, you understand, but it never hurts to get the mental wishlist in order.
Item number one on that list is a couple of these Je t'aime pillowcases inspired by one of Louise Bourgeois' works. Decorative, romantic, and horrifically impractical (the combination of them being white and me being a klutz being a recipe for disaster)...
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| Though it’s by no means warm the sun is actually shining today...and the weather forecasters are saying that this is no mere one-day-wonder...which means that sunglasses will be joining the mass of other items that I feel it necessary to tote around on a daily basis. As I tend to buy cheapie glasses I have a plethora of choice but few cases to protect them from scratches. Which means that I come up with elaborate wrapping procedures to protect the glasses when it comes time to put them in my bag... That scarf that I’m not wearing right now? Wrap the glasses in that. Those sheets of paper that I printed out at work? Fold them, origami-style, into a protective covering. Spare pair of shoes? Stick the glasses inside one of the shoes. It’s a fun hobby...but I obviously need help...and some sunglass cases...like this floral case from Forever 21. The vaguely Liberty-esque print is part summer, part “gift from Grandma” but would be a whole lot better than my current situation. |  |
| I'm obviously not going to be satisfied this summer unless I'm dancing a hornpipe on the poop deck. Not content with my sailor shirt purchase I'm now casting covetous glances at this nautical dress. Unless I'm stopped I have a feeling that by mid-July I'm going to look like a Victorian child on a trip to the seaside. Now, would anyone care to join me in a rousing sea shanty...? |  |
| As I've admitted to not being the most environmentally conscious person on the planet (though I do turn off the lights when I leave a room and don't drive a car so I suppose I'm not entirely evil) I thought I'd write about something "manageably green"...in the shape of this coffee cuff made from reclaimed architectural veneer offcuts. Even better than the fact you no longer need to use the paper cuffs from your local coffee shop is that this cuff is the Clark Kent of accessories...mild-mannered, though interesting, bracelet by day...java jacket by night (or whenever you need a cup of Joe). |  |
Today I'm going to do something that I think I may have done a total of three times in my entire life...I'm returning an item of clothing which I purchased last week. Now, I know that people return virtually everything nowadays and that I may be the only person on the planet who considers this a big deal but I've always felt that, as the consumer, I had an obligation to keep my part of the deal. If something was damaged, I'd return it...if I simply changed my mind, I was stuck with it and would hopefully learn my lesson. Until, that is, I met my nemesis...in the shape of a seventies-esque, yellow and brown, pinafore-ish dress from H&M. Why I bought it, I have no clue...I have a vague idea I was thinking ironic...but I ended up with ugly...terribly, terribly, ugly.
I'm mad at myself...but less mad than I'd be if I tried to bury it in the back of the closet...and attempted to banish it from my subconscious...and so, return #4 will take place a little later today.
I've never really been a cupcake fan...I mean, I enjoy one on occasion but they've never induced in me the level of fanaticism that I've noticed recently. And, as more and more stores exclusively selling (rather pricey) cupcakes open in my neighborhood, I can't help but wonder where the people are who are buying enough cupcakes to keep these stores in business...you certainly never see anyone walking down the street with one...do they simply run out of the store, jump in their car, and drive off to some cupcake orgy? It's perplexing...
Having said all this, bag-girl that I am, I wouldn't say no to one of these Hermes and Chanel topped cakes. Sadly, I have no information about where to buy them...ah well, it's probably just as well...think how many calories are in a Chanel bag (which makes a difference from my usual cry of 'think how expensive that Chanel bag is').
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| A Book of Verses underneath the Bough, A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread--and Thou Beside me singing in the Wilderness-- Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow! --Edward Fitzgerald "The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam" What to do when there's a warning of snow in mid-April? Batten the hatches...stick on some Mahler...open up the red wine...and play a little backgammon. And now? A Dr. Who marathon (ninth doctor)...woo, if I may say so, hoo! |  |
| Proof once again, if it were needed, why any kind of "fashion rule" is obsolete...from an InStyle article entitled "Shop your closet like a fashion editor" comes the advice, "The key to finding a good, working basic is to keep in mind its cut and proportion to other pieces. For example, this spring your slim capris may work with a hip-length jacket, but your wide-leg pants won't." To be mindful of proportion is fine but what would happen if Emanuelle Alt had followed this recommendation? What would happen if we all did? A world full of women in capri pants and longer jackets (which is a little 80's, isn't it?)...wearing not what necessarily looks good on them...but what they have been told to wear. Where's the article that says "If you like it, wear it...and don't give a damn"? |  |
| Who need a simple, basic tank when you could have this silk bobble vest from Topshop? The bobbles are part deconstructed necklace...part icing from a wedding cake...and I feel like they'd cheer me up whenever I put it on. |  |
| A week or so ago, I mentioned my search for inspirational pictures of well-dressed travelers...and the lack of success that I was having in my quest...until today, that is, when I came across this picture of Kate Bosworth at the airport in London. She looks comfortable, but not sloppy...even though her cardigan could definitely do double-duty as a blanket during the flight...it's like the comfy version of Nina Ricci's darkly ethereal Spring/Summer collection...with flat boots!...heaven. |
In an effort to be responsibly "green" I've been considering buying a Sigg aluminum water bottle (okay, that was a fib, I saw a cute anime inspired girly pink one....but the end result would have been the same). Then sanity, in the shape of Mr. Heb, stepped in and posed the million dollar question "you don't drink tap water...the water you drink comes in plastic bottles...what would you put in this bottle?". Thus, in the face of the obvious, the urge to buy was killed stone dead...and I saved $20.
While the urge to Sigg was still with me though I heard about some designer embellished bottles which will be hitting the charity auction block shortly...which should have thrilled me...until I saw them and realized they were the most insipid "designs" ever created...obviously water may have been flowing but inspiration wasn't.
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| Stella McCartney | Sienna & Savannah Miller | Tommy Hilfiger |
 | As you all know, I'm on a slightly bizarre mission to document the plethora of non-fashion items that bear the name Karl Lagerfeld (which proves, if proof were needed, that I really need to get out more). My previous discoveries can be found here but, unusual as they all were, I think they may have been beaten by my most recent find...Lagerfeld as game-console DJ. Yes, the upcoming Grand Theft Auto IV will include K.L. as a virtual DJ on one of the game's radio stations... I am seriously all a-quiver wondering what will be next...this is, after all, turning into the fashion equivalent of "Where's Waldo?". |
| Though I've done frequent posts on the subject of waterproof footwear...wellies, rubber shoes, and the like...this is my first ever post on the humble galosh. Which is probably due to the fact that I hadn't realized that anyone even made galoshes anymore. Until, that it, I came across SWIMS' website. SWIMS' galoshes are designed to slip over your ballet flats and protect them from inclement weather...and, if your shoes are leather, they'll even get polished while you walk (just the thing for someone like me who is a little...shall we say lazy...about polishing my shoes). |  |
| Something sweet to brighten up a rather dreary Wednesday...the very nice folks over at Mick Margo are offering readers of this blog a 15% discount off any online purchases from now until April 30th. For myself, I’m more than a little tempted by Sunshine & Shadow’s "step up from the norm" t-shirt dress but as the store carries Alexander Wang, Cacharel, Hache, Karen Walker, Rachel Comey, and many more there’s something for everyone. Just enter SPRING15 at checkout to get your discount. Even though I didn’t actually "do" anything I now feel like I’ve done my good deed for the day (like a good Girl Guide)...which means, that I can do something evil to balance things out (a la Eartha Kitt). Once again, rationalization is a beautiful thing. |  |
Depending on your point of view, Aurélie Bidermann's golden lace cuff is either...
| a) an homage to Queen Elizabeth I...because, if ever there was a woman who loved a lace ruff, it was Good Queen Bess. b) a golden tribute to those homeowners who protect their tabletops and headrests with lace doilies...one of those ideas which is good in theory but quickly becomes disturbing...especially in the apartment of a single male. And I'm also hoping it's c) something that (armed with a lace doily, gold paint, and some kind of stiffening agent) I could re-create. |  |
| Some mornings...usually the ones following the "night before"...you yearn for an instruction booklet. Something along the lines of, "Shirt A" + "Skirt B" = "you are now safe to leave the house". But, until such a miracle booklet is created, I'll settle for a pair of Slow And Steady Wins The Race's ballet flats. Literally, perfect. |  |
| As a great many of us bloggers post pictures of our daily ensembles I thought there may be some interest in this Bottle Cap Tripod...perfect for picnics, wine & cheese parties, or anywhere else where you have bottles and cameras in close proximity. Even at home, this would be useful for those days when I'm too lazy to extend my tripod (yes, I can be that lazy...and no, I really didn't mean that sentence to have the double entendre that I ended up with)...but don't want another picture where the camera in my hand is the focal point of the shot. |  |
Although I’m a fiend when it comes to virtually all things accessory related I do have a mental block when it comes to belts. I think it’s the idea of drawing unforgiving, and constant, attention to the waistline that does it. Will I be paranoid if I have a large lunch? Will I have to actually be aware of my posture, rather than slouching as I regularly do? There seems to be a long list of questions and concerns that could be avoided by ignoring belts altogether.
Which is fine, in theory, until you find yourself lusting over Rachel Comey’s corset belt. I know I would never wear it and it would languish in a drawer...and yet...I find myself constantly browsing back to have another look at it...admiring the almost architectural quality of it, and how it would frame the waist.
For my sanity (and my bank balance) I must repeat my mantra, "I am not a belt girl...I am not a belt girl..."
According to the nursery rhyme, we girls are made up of "sugar, and spice, and everything nice", while boys are comprised of a slightly less appetizing mix of "snakes, and snails, and puppy dog tails"...but what, I ask myself, about teddy bears? Has no one ever wondered what the teddy is made of? (Obviously, this is a rhetorical/whimsical question...before anyone mentions "fake fur" and "stuffing").
Thankfully sculptor Stephanie Metz was also curious about the origin of the (teddy) species and has created a series of felted wool sculptures which look at the fetal development of the teddy...
Having never gone to summer camp as a child I probably have unrealistic notions about what goes on there...or, at least, a viewpoint that is based on watching one too many vintage films and television shows. So, in my mind, everyone has a "jolly" time...like characters in an Enid Blyton book...whilst singing campfire songs and making all kinds of "crafty" items. And, as I'm taking this huge leap into unreality, instead of making the usual childhood craft items (which are welcomed by parents and then quickly moved to a place where they are never seen again) the campers of my imagination craft beautiful pieces...like this Mariachi Baby Billie Bag by Mayle...which manages to combine homespun and chic in a satisfyingly summertime way.
A trip to Barnes & Nobles yielded a new copy of Jalouse...well, to be precise, a new copy of February's Jalouse. I still can't figure out how this is possible...2 months...for a magazine to get from France to the US...
How are they shipping these things? Personally, I have visions of someone rowing a box of magazines across the Atlantic...part endurance test, part delivery system...I'm not sure how else it could be so slow in this day and age.
Timing gripes aside though, I can't complain. Especially when the issue contains inspiration like the image below...a Derek Lam dress, Prada tights, denim shirt, leather boots, and silk scarf...definitely a step up from my usual "sitting at the computer, typing away" look (I'm not even going to say what I'm wearing right now).
“Clouds of insects danced and buzzed in the golden autumn light, and the air was full of the piping of the song-birds. Long, glinting dragonflies shot across the path, or hung tremulous with gauzy wings and gleaming bodies.” - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
| There's something so quintessentially summer-y about dragonflies...just the sight of one makes you feel like you're skipping through a meadow...like a girl in a 70's shampoo commercial...a field full of them and you get positively light-hearted. Which must explain why I'm coveting this dragonfly brooch from Miu Miu...well, that and the stylized, 1930's-esque design... |  |
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| In general, the words "green jacket" make me think of the ones bestowed on the winners of the US Masters golf tournament. Which says less about the visual impact of the aforementioned jacket and more about a childhood spent in an area where everyone played golf...to the point that I even had a friend who would play in the snow...with neon golf balls to ensure that none were lost in the white winter wasteland. Much more alluring (from a grassy green perspective) is this cropped faille jacket. In black it would be cute, but conventional...part waiter's jacket, part tuxedo (without the tails)...but in green, lush outfit possibilities begin to bloom. |  |
| Part of me looks at Hermes' lambskin apple holder and thinks, "wow, look at that incredible craftsmanship"...then the rest of me wonders why that level of workmanship was used to create a container for an apple... Certainly the most luxurious way to keep the doctor away (if you believe the adage)...lined in stainless palladium...with a horn-handled knife tucked away in the strap...I just can't imagine who could love apples enough to think of this as a necessity...or even a justifiable extravagance. |  |
Even though they seem to be widely regarded as flying rats, I have a particular fondness for the humble pigeon...and I admit to gaining a freakish delight from feeding them...and having a few perched upon me while they dine (to any Londoners in the audience, yes, I was one of those annoying people who used to feed the birds in Trafalgar Square before Ken Livingstone's Pigeon-gate).
But I hadn't seen much in the way of accessories for the stylish pigeon fancier...until, that is, I came across these racing pigeon ring necklaces. Personally, I feel a connection to #5884...The Bomber...whose likes, according to his profile, include chips with ketchup...and dislikes blustery winds. We are obviously kindred souls and I would wear his ring with pride...
| You may recall that after browsing through my shirt collection I came away with a general feeling of contentment...and a vague yearning for "something dark". Well, however oblique my request, the fashion Gods were obviously listening...and putting in some powerful overtime...as I stumbled across this United Bamboo linen sailor shirt in Creatures of Comfort’s sale area. It’s from last summer’s collection...but, really, when isn’t "nautical" a summer trend?...and therefore reduced by a hearty 70%. It also pretty much encapsulates what I had in mind when I put in my "something dark" request...i.e., classic, with a twist...which makes me a very happy like camper...er, I mean sailor. |  |
A recent purchase of a tri-blend v-neck t-shirt from American Apparel...followed by some browsing on Nation's website...got me thinking...how much is too much for a basic t-shirt? Though I like the distressed look of the more expensive shirt can it possibly be worth the almost $100 price difference? And what the hell do you wear under it to preserve a semblance of modesty (hello world...this is my bra...and this is the unsightly flesh that I would usually be hiding under a t-shirt but is now on display)?
My personal theory has always been that basics are a good place to save my pennies for other lovely, but decidedly non-basic, purchases...but now, I'm curious. Do you splurge on the necessities of life? And, if so, how much is too much for the humble t-shirt?
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It appears that there's a good chance that some travel is in my future so I've been on the lookout for some images of well-dressed travelers...i.e. no sweats but nothing so overly "coiffed" that the person was probably regretting their outfit selection five minutes into the flight.
Though I haven't, to date, found an abundance of pictures that evoked a feeling of contented traveling I did come across these images of Vanessa Traina...Danielle Steele's daughter who, you may recall, styled the holiday video for the Olsen sister’s clothing line, The Row...at Los Angeles airport last December.
Admittedly, the scarf and army jacket aren’t a million miles away from my current travel wardrobe...rather the whole is a bit more polished...albeit in a rough-and-tumble way...than my regular trip-wear…and I happily add this to my inspiration folder. Well, all except the crippling Balenciaga shoe/boots...I admire her for being able to wear them...but realize that, for me, ballet flats or Converse would be the only option...even in First Class.
I always find writing about personal exploits rather daunting...unless it’s of the "can you believe it, I finally managed to tidy out the garage?" variety...but I’m rather chuffed today and wanted to share...
The Fashion Spot, for those of you who have not come across it on your online travels, is a fashion forum of long-standing with a wonderful group of members (intensely knowledgeable and interested in all facets of fashion). TFS was recently acquired and one of the changes put in place, as of yesterday, was an online magazine...included in which is an accessory–related article by yours truly...hence my sense of chuff-ness (which, you’ll admit, makes a change from my whining about the lack of Spring-like weather around these parts).
So, if you’re in the neighborhood, stop by and check out the new and improved Fashion Spot...
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