Here is the new math...last weekend I saved $1,500...I wanted (desperately wanted...needed...had to have) the Balenciaga "riding" hat.

The only glitch to my masterplan was the fact that the hat costs a little over $1,500. As I neither have a trust fund nor a sugar daddy that much money for a one-season-wonder (however beautiful) is out of the question.

Then I was browsing through Urban Outfitters and found this...$34!!!