Generally the magic words "size issue" are accompanied by dark thoughts about the designer who (clearly) mis-marked his designs so as to make the consumer feel rotten about themselves by having to take a garment marked a size or two larger than they normally wear into the changing room...or the retailer who panders to the public with vanity sizing and causes the opposite angst as you can't figure out how low you could (or should) go as you rattle through the hangers...what you don't expect to be talking about is a laptop sleeve. And yet, here we are...

Marc Jacobs' laptop sleeve is...leopard printed...insanely gorgeous...and...14" wide. Too large for my hopefully-soon-to-be-retired PowerBook...too small for the MacBook Pro of my dreams...I'm having nerdy size issues and I don't like it.