In the general run of things, it has to be said, that of the two of us...Hebden and elephant...the elephant would probably be slightly happier to be faced with a portion of the small, salty balls. They would, after all, have something of a novelty value in his eyes...whereas I've never been able to muster up any enthusiasm for what are, essentially, a sturgeon's ovaries.

Much more exciting...as I'm sure the elephant would concur...is this Chocaviar. Admittedly, just an excuse to try and make a chocolate bar more exciting by dint of a little judicious re-forming and re-packaging but...who cares?