As if the built in pressure of having a valentine...keeping a valentine...or not falling into a sugar coma thanks to all the V-day candy...wasn't enough, you come across something like this that removes all subtlety and leaves the indelible impression that (right about the moment you hand over your carefully selected...or possibly even (gasp) homemade...offering to your beloved)...the main thought going through their mind is..."What, you only spent $100? I guess you don't like me that much..."