Oh cupid, you commercial little swine...the day isn't even half over and already a host of retailers have tried to convince me via email that I need to buy something...anything...immediately...in the name of love.

Urban Outfitters wins the prize though...both for brevity (clocking in at a mere 5 words)...and the sort of chocolate box romance (pink kittens anyone?) that makes you want to sit in a dark bar and read Bukowski.