Though it's pretty much acknowledged that Fashion (capital F) can come up with a myriad of shiny (though essentially useless) baubles for us to spend our hard earned pennies on I think I may have stumbled upon a winner (in the "unwearable...and I mean that in the literal sense" category).

Ladies and gents, please step forward and say hello to Martin Margiela's miniature jacket. Standing a mere 16" tall it is, according to the label inside, a "collector's item"...yet I can't help feeling that the un-named collector could probably find a slightly better investment for their $600...