There are all manner of Elvis impersonators out there...young Elvis...old Elvis...fat Elvis...and thin. There's Elvis after one too many Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches...and Elvis gyrating his hips like he hasn't a care in the world and only has to worry about the occasional bout of cliff diving or dancing with Ann Margret.

And then there's MacElvis. Not, as you might imagine, a slightly dodgy Scottish cabaret act...rather, one of a collection of coifs and facial follicles designed to give your Apple laptop a little something extra. Potential hairstyles include 'The Designer'...'The Creepy Uncle'...and 'The I Just Slept With Your Girl"...while the area which would be designated as upper lip, were we not discussing a glowing cutout apple, can be embellished with 'El Conquistador'...'The Wise Tentacles of Dr Mooch'...or 'The Badge of Honour'.

As you've probably guessed by now, I went with the classic...'The Big King'.