"It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control"

That's right, you are looking at a fan of the Rocky Horror Picture Show (at least as much as you can in this virtual environment of ours). Someone who has seen the film in, amongst other places, a seedy Parisian cinema with a slight rodent problem...and the stage show on the West End of London...and unwisely purchased a "Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty" t-shirt at the latter (try finding a place to wear that shirt without getting harassed...I dare you).

So you can imagine my feelings when I saw this sequined lip sweater from Marcus Lupfer's upcoming collection for TopShop...it was a case of tacky, tacky, love at first sight. Lupfer's pieces hit TopShop on October 31st...which means I have a few days to talk myself down from the ledge...and not allow "madness to take its toll"...the question, do I really need a giant lip sweater?